DICKUS SPEAKUS


The House’s 218-212 vote to set a deadline for exiting Iraq was met with a typical GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL response from Snarl:

“They’re not supporting the troops. They’re undermining them,” Cheney told a gathering of the Republican Jewish Coalition at the oceanside Ritz-Carlton hotel in Manalapan, Fla., about 60 miles north of Miami.

I’m sure that the three people at this meeting felt privileged to bear witness to such an insightful comment. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Since Cheney does not believe waterboarding is torture, I have an idea as to what would support the troops: waterboard him. If nothing happens to him, no harm done – after all, it’s “not torture.” If something does happen to him, well, then – that’s an “unanticipated side effect” that we didn’t know about, and will lead us to do everything in our power to prevent it by banning the practice, which will in turn help ensure it’s not used against our troops, thus supporting those troops, right?

Hey, Dick, you want to support the troops? Resign or have another heart attack or both. Hate is not a national security policy and neither is feeding troops bacteria-infested food and sewage-strewn water so that your pockets can be lined some more.


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